1. Anonymous said: Excuse me sir! but would you mind fisting my anus?

    With those manners, sure.

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  2. Anonymous said: Would you ever be open to making the sex with somone dressed as a goat and make goat sounds?

    You say that as if I haven’t already.

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  3. It’s been so nice the past 5 nights or something going to sleep cuddled up to someone, and now I have to go without for 3 and a bit weeks? goddam

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  4. 3 months ago  /  396 notes  /  Source: aellagirl

  5. Real, Meaningful, Deep-Down, Personality Questions.

    1: Do you hover over the toilet in public restrooms?

    2: Have you ever been cussed out?

    3: Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that you found questionable?

    4: How often do you clean out your ears?

    5: Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

    6: ^^^ How about sexuality?

    7: Have you ever had a really deep conversation with someone? What about?

    8: Aside from church (if you go), and love/relationships, have you ever confessed anything to anyone?

    9: Have you ever walked in high-heels?

    10: Do you like it when people play with your hair?

    11: If in the next five years, there was going to be a ship leaving to start a colony on Mars, would you sign up?

    12: Same as previous, but on the Moon?

    13: Same as 11, but on a moon around Saturn or Jupiter?

    14: If you could, would you take a bubble bath?

    15: If you HAD to choose, would you rather live without music or TV? What about [previous choice] or the Internet? Be honest!

    16: How do YOU break an awkward silence?

    17: What is one rule you live by?

    18: Have you ever worn the underwear of the opposite sex? What did you think of the experience? Would you do it again?

    19: Have you ever worn clothes other than underwear of the opposite sex? What did you think of the experience? Would you do it again?

    20: Favorite places to shop?

    21: Ever been to a thrift store?

    22: Ever made your own cosplay or halloween costume?

    23: Ever worn a wig?

    24: Most expensive piece of clothing you own.

    25: What are your thoughts on corsets?

    26: Ever been tied up? Would you ever want to be?

    27: Ever been handcuffed?

    28: Ever had a wet dream? Be honest, but you don't have to share details if you don't want to!

    29: Ever had a dream where you were married? Did you know the person?

    30: What is the highest you have ever fallen from?

    31: Do you shave your pubic hair?

    32: Have you ever shaved off your eyebrows? Has someone done it to you? Have you done it to someone else?

    33: Guys; have you ever shaved your armpits/legs/chest? Girls; have you ever shaved your face/head/chest?

    34: Ever plucked a nose hair? Did you cry?

    35: What was the most terrifying experience in your life?

    36: Ever seen a person or animal die in front of you?

    37: Do you get along better with guys or girls?

    38: Yes or no (unless you want to share), could someone blackmail you right now?

    39: What is your definition of 'Sex'.

    40: What is your definition of 'Cheating'.

    3 months ago  /  3,066 notes  /  Source: darth-thalon-and-co

  6. gOddAM it gurl you fiiiiiine. how did i even?

    3 months ago  /  0 notes

  7. photo

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    photo

    3 months ago  /  187,769 notes  /  Source: tastefullyoffensive

  8. new icon because tommy wiseau is my patronus

    3 months ago  /  1 note

  9. So that happened.

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  10. "Are you dating anyone," the assistant asked me. "Yes, obviously," I said with irritation as I analyzed the remaining radioactive carbon in the ancient corpse before me. I am an archeologist

    (via agentsex)

    3 months ago  /  47,201 notes  /  Source: punwitch