I’ve gone an thrown out the best person to ever happen to me all because I’m an immature cunt. Go me.
Hey hey Tumblr! Long time! What’s been happening?
Anonymous said: Excuse me sir! but would you mind fisting my anus?
With those manners, sure.
Anonymous said: Would you ever be open to making the sex with somone dressed as a goat and make goat sounds?
You say that as if I haven’t already.
It’s been so nice the past 5 nights or something going to sleep cuddled up to someone, and now I have to go without for 3 and a bit weeks? goddam
1: Do you hover over the toilet in public restrooms?
2: Have you ever been cussed out?
3: Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that you found questionable?
4: How often do you clean out your ears?
5: Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
6: ^^^ How about sexuality?
7: Have you ever had a really deep conversation with someone? What about?
8: Aside from church (if you go), and love/relationships, have you ever confessed anything to anyone?
9: Have you ever walked in high-heels?
10: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
11: If in the next five years, there was going to be a ship leaving to start a colony on Mars, would you sign up?
12: Same as previous, but on the Moon?
13: Same as 11, but on a moon around Saturn or Jupiter?
14: If you could, would you take a bubble bath?
15: If you HAD to choose, would you rather live without music or TV? What about [previous choice] or the Internet? Be honest!
16: How do YOU break an awkward silence?
17: What is one rule you live by?
18: Have you ever worn the underwear of the opposite sex? What did you think of the experience? Would you do it again?
19: Have you ever worn clothes other than underwear of the opposite sex? What did you think of the experience? Would you do it again?
20: Favorite places to shop?
21: Ever been to a thrift store?
22: Ever made your own cosplay or halloween costume?
23: Ever worn a wig?
24: Most expensive piece of clothing you own.
25: What are your thoughts on corsets?
26: Ever been tied up? Would you ever want to be?
27: Ever been handcuffed?
28: Ever had a wet dream? Be honest, but you don't have to share details if you don't want to!
29: Ever had a dream where you were married? Did you know the person?
30: What is the highest you have ever fallen from?
31: Do you shave your pubic hair?
32: Have you ever shaved off your eyebrows? Has someone done it to you? Have you done it to someone else?
33: Guys; have you ever shaved your armpits/legs/chest? Girls; have you ever shaved your face/head/chest?
34: Ever plucked a nose hair? Did you cry?
35: What was the most terrifying experience in your life?
36: Ever seen a person or animal die in front of you?
37: Do you get along better with guys or girls?
38: Yes or no (unless you want to share), could someone blackmail you right now?
39: What is your definition of 'Sex'.
40: What is your definition of 'Cheating'.
gOddAM it gurl you fiiiiiine. how did i even?
new icon because tommy wiseau is my patronus